I Need To Be Worshipped
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Write About Me!!!
I have scrolled around these hubs for a few months now and have come to the conclusion that I am the greatest hubber ever. With that fact in mind, I am flabbergasted by the lack of hubs written about me.
There are hubs out there that are written about others: RockinJoe, Goldentoad, Misha, Pest, etc. However, not one hubber has decided to pay homage to the legend of Imadork!
When will Imadork get his props?!?! I just don't understand. I am the Shakespeare of the Hubpages. I'm the greatest hubber around these parts and I deserve a little goddamn respect!
You are all a bunch of ungrateful sums-o-bitches and can suck my dangling balls!
Update -- Success!!!
- Ode To I M A Dork
O Dork, with whose hilarious gloryLong, long the Hub Pages will recount!We guffaw in the wake of your story,Your fawning fans fall all around. “Hilarious man ! Here you are... - Imadork's OFFICIAL Worship Page
It has come to my attention that imadork needs an official worship page. Actually, he has insisted upon being worshipped. For those of you who may think I’m making a shameless attempt to ride the coattails...
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Thank you Cris. I need all the promotion I can get!
Oh you can count on me dork. I'm a born natural ego booster for those who need it! :D
Okay I vow to post comments here everyday.
hahahahah! You should start your own cult and include a poll while your at it.
I'll still whoop your azz!
HA HA HA JEEZE...THIS IS GREAT!
dork
this hub needs to be hubjacked to get it up there! start pimping your game! now!
DESPERATELY SEEKING WORSHIP-ISM! :D
OH YEA I ALMOST FORGOT...
PROMOTE
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PROMOTE!!!
Sheena: I'll include a pole...right in your mouth!
LMAO!!!!!
*Humble bow before your elite hubberness* :) If you have one of those godfather rings, I'll kiss that too. :)
I was LMAO from the first subtitle...Write about me!! :D Be careful though, you might just get what you ask for. :) lol!
And I've hooked you up too:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Imadorks-OFFICIAL-Worship-
If you don't like it, I can remove it for a fee. :)
Hey come on you appeared in my Hub.It was through you that I learnt the true meaning of a dork.Come on smile I am making you famous on my page and doing heaps for the whale industry.Don't forget I get 10% of the errr .....umm....you know....for making you a star haha.
10% of nothing is nothing. Hmmm...you drive a hard bargain. Okay...it's a deal!
Well, i finally had to come to this. You did pull in a few worsippers, not what you wanted though. sorry charlie. Have to see what can be done about this. Maybe I can spooner you too? heh,heh
I have arrived! Now this is a true and complete Hub. Kiss my ring.
I have linked you from my profile, I hope it isn't too late for you.
Thanks Pest.
Elvis or Ma huh? not really, but Elvis rules @:^)
Hey Imadork, Although I did not make a specific hub on you solely. I did just post a new hub called, In The Eyes Of A Newbie Hubber." that I just wanted to thank you for the inspiration.
You're becoming famous so I had to visit, see what the fuss was about.
Famous?!?! Cool!!! I need to start practicing my autograph technique. I'll start by studying EKGs (big spike followed by little ones).
Cris A Level 2 Commenter 3 years ago
you are not full of yourself dork. really not. that's why i find you a nice hubber worthy of rockdom and adoration. and honest too.
but i think you had just preempted me on a hub about you. so i guess i'll have to scrap the idea for this hub just does it.
and yes YOU ROCK!!!