Bret Michaels: Love Eludes the Rockin' Romeo
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Groupies Galore!
Bret Michaels, the front-man for Poison, was once a groupie magnet of gargantuan proportions. His intimidating list of sexual conquests must rival that of the legendary loins of studly stars like Bob Crane, Rock Hudson and Liberace.
I can only imagine the line of luscious ladies outside his dressing room door. Like a Pez dispenser, one pops up right after the other is picked out...and sometimes they jam, enabling the use of two or more at once!
Lookin' For Love In All The Wrong Places
The downfall of this once chiseled crooner is there for all to see on his reality show Rock of Love.
The premise:
Bret Michaels tries to find his true love among several fine young ladies that supposedly desire a steady and committed relationship with the lovelorned rocker.
The fact that Bret Michaels needed this show to find true love saddens me and I could not bring myself to watch the first season of Rock of Love. You may have noticed that I said first season. Yes, there was not only a second season but airing now is a third season!
Poor Bret Michaels has been jaded not once but twice by his choice for a blissful life of love! Brett's desperate search for his soul-mate has been dashed by these succubine sirens. Oh how the mighty have fallen and I cannot bear to watch the pathetic downward spiral of the broken-hearted Michaels!
How embarrassed he must be, yet he still pines for this slippery Cinderella. His determination is tremendous. With this stoic steadfastness, Bret just may find his true love one day. I just wonder how many seasons of this embarrassment it will take to achieve this. For the sake of Bret (and the rest of the country) I hope it is not too many!
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great dork. your video didn't work. but I dig the avatar.
I embedded a working vid now GT. Sorry.
Crane was a freak! (in the good sense)
Oh yeah...Mugatu Rules!!!
I didn't want to watch it anyways, but thank you for such prompt service.
hi, great hub. i like it.
Thanks Sukkran! My famished ego needs compliments like a tweaking housewife needs a mop and bucket. I appreciate it!
I heard Bret Michaels was going to be in the Wrestler part 2
LOL GT! He does resemble the fugly Rourke in The Wrestler!
LOL, good hub. :) I don't know WHY I watch Rock of Love, I suppose it's like driving by an accident where you can't help but look to see what's going on. What lovely ladies he has to choose from this season. At last, I don't feel compelled to watch. lol! I'm released from the Poison grip.
I like your new avatar too. That's from Zoolander right? I love that movie! :D
Thanks Pam.
Yes, it's Mugatu from Zoolander.
I hope it takes a few more seasons, I love watcing those crazy bitches. Also, every season the boobs get bigger, faker and more obnoxious.
Quality television in my book.
but you must agree, it's a good way of reviving a career! or bury it completely! :D
Yeah, if you want to go from rock star to dumb reality show monkey.
LOL but you gotta give the man the props for taking the risk :D
Poor Bret...it makes me sad to watch the show. Every season, the women get nastier and nastier looking. I had a crush on him when I was a little kid. LOL! Now, not so much.
He is as hot as the day is long, but his disgusting ways have me running the other way. I agree with Anna Marie 100%, she said exactly what I would've said.
Good hub:)
I would even agree that he used to be good looking. I don't think he has aged well though.
you're right about that, he wears too much makeup to try to conceal his true age, maybe that's because he's a tad insecure????? Poor sap
enjoyed that hub
rockinjoe Level 2 Commenter 3 years ago
ha ha great hub! Bob Crane. Poor bastard. No one ever wrote a hub on him.